Frught Lupes Human Ass Orchestra, the band that dictates all moral values of society, is back, and this time they brought a canteloupe. The Lupes are back in the studio recording what can only be described as a centrifuge of tasteless bits of yellow bacon. This unique album will definitely end all the previous controversy that has surronded the band, and will probably stir new controversy all over again.
This is a good time to plant the sheep, explains Zarnac, We cone in peace... take this young girl as your daughter, and forget why I came...
The new album, tentatively titled
The revolutionary concept of fusic opens a door in music which was previously sealed with an airtight cake batter known as flexigrip 88. The Lupes, using their vast knowledge of chemistry, decided to create an anti-batter to break the seal. Nothing happened, and this was the birth of fusic.
Included in their new album is a 15 page listener instruction booklet along with a stem of fresh asperagus and a hollow, organic golf ball. Once agian, the Lupes have surprised us with their tight buttocks by including a listener instruction booklet. The booklet was originally intended to allow the listener to hear the music as fusic, but interest faded and thus the book became a poem entitled Surgeon Love: The serenity of vegatables: A fifteen page oddessey.
One of the most interesting songs on the album is
I caught up with band member Flobby Tthomuse last weekend at the annual toucan-wrestling competitiions in Lon-Buck, Utah.
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